Immigration Alert! Park Merced Residents Want In!

Was flipping through the SF Weekly today and saw this ad:

Looks like those assholes in Park Merced are getting some funny ideas about moving in on our luxury boutiques!

Well I say they can stuff it… who’s with me? Someone should tell them there aren’t any sterile high-rise condos here. We prefer our units to be million-dollar Victorian renovations. Why don’t they just stick to playing beer pong and throwing tampons out of dorm windows with those SF State kids and leave us alone? The only outsiders I tolerate are senior citizens hanging at Hayes Street Grill on their way to see the Wicked 8pm show.

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