Look At This Dong (NWS, no doy)

Saw this hidden dick in my hallway today. Now I know how the guys who discovered crop circles felt. You can’t quite see from this angle but it comes to a sharp point at the end. WTF? Do you think the artist had a pointy wiener all his life and just thinks they all look … Continue reading

Hayes Haze does ‘da Eastern Bay: Part 1

Ever wonder what’s going on in that mysterious land across the bay? Hayes Haze decided to find out! All aboard for the eastern bay! BART stands for “bay area rapid transit”. It’s basically a big network of trains that connects some other cities to San Francisco! It’s sorta like MUNI, but it goes farther. But … Continue reading

French Bulldogs Are Adorable!

Look at these fuckers! They little shits are so fucking cute it makes me want to throw up. How the hell could you get anything done with one of these around? You’d be all like, “fuck, I need to touch base with Mr. Strictland and close the big account tonight,” then this cuddly asshole would … Continue reading

New Jeans!

I spent $155 on a pair of APC jeans today at Azalea. Am I out of my goddamned mind? They are hella uncomfortable, but apparently that’s the way it’s supposed to be according to the guy that sold them to me, “because when you spend the big bucks on something you need to feel it … Continue reading

This Art Thing Opened And I Love It!

This art installation opened! I’m so glad that we have art available in public places because it moves our souls. This piece in particular speaks to my love of serpents and wreaths. If I had to give it a rating it would be an 8.2. I think this artist is doing an even bigger one … Continue reading